RELATIVE COST OF TOILET PAPER AND DOLLAR BILLS

RELATIVE COST OF TOILET PAPER AND DOLLARS
1. TOILET PAPER
a. I COUNTED THE NUMBER OF SEPARATE SHEETS IN A ROLL
OF TOILET PAPER.
THERE ARE 300 SHEETS IN A ROLL OF T.P.
b. THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 380 MILLION PEOPLE IN USA
380 MILLION = 380 x 10^6 PEOPLE= 380,000,000 PEOPLE
c. ASSUMING THE USE OF 10 ROLLS OF T.P. PER PERSON PER
MONTH
10 X 380x 10^6 = 3800x 10^6 ROLLS OF T.P. USED IN USA
PER MONTH PER PERSON
d. 3800 x 10^6 ROLLS x 300 SHEETS PER ROLL
= 1140,000 x 10^6 SHEETS
= 1,140,000,000,000. = 1.14 TRILLION SHEETS
d. THE STORE COST IS $3.85 FOR 9 ROLLS OF T.P.
$3.85/ 9 = $0.43 PER ROLL T.P.
e. THE TOTAL COST FOR 10 ROLLS OF T.P. FOR EVERYONE
IN AMERICA PER MONTH = 3800x 10^6 x $0.43 PER ROLL
= 1634 x 10^6 DOLLARS IN AMERICA
FOR 10 ROLLS PER PERSON PER MONTH
= 1634,000,000. = 1.634 BILLION DOLLARS FOR
1.14 TRILLION SHEETS OF T.P.
f. 1.634 BILLION DOLLARS / 1.14 TRILLION SHEETS
= 1.634 x 10^ 9 / 1.14 x 10^12 = 1.43 x 10x^-3 DOLLARS
PER SHEET OF T.P.
= 0.00143 DOLLARS TO WIPE
OUR BUTS WITH ONE SHEET
OF T.P.
g. IT COSTS EACH AMERICAN 0.00143 DOLLARS TO WIPE OUR
ASSES PER SHEET OF TP
14.6 x 10^12 DOLLARS OF DEBT / 1.14 x 10^12 SHEETS OF TP
TO WIPE OUR BUTTS FOR ONE MONTH
h. 14.6/1.14 = $12.8 DOLLARS OF DEBT TO WIPE OUT BUTTS FOR ONE MONTH.

i. THUS, IT COSTS 12.8 DOLLARS OF DEBT TO WIPE OUR ASSES WITH ONE SHEET OF TP FOR ONE MONTH

2. NATONAL DEBT
a. NATONAL DEBT = 14.6 TRILLION DOLLARS
14.6 TRILLION = 14.6 x 10^12 DOLLARS
14,600,000,000,000 DOLLARS

c. AMERICANS USE 1.14 x 10^12 SHEETS OF T.P. PER MONTH
TO WIPE OUR ASSES. THE 1.14x 10^12 SHEETS ARE WORTH
14.6 x 10^12 / 1.14 x 10^12 = 12.8 DOLLARS OF DEBT TO
WIPE OUR ASSES FOR ONE
MONTH WITH SHEETS OF
TOILET PAPER

BOTTOM LINE
d. AT THE PRESENT TIME, IT COSTS $ 0.00143 TO WIPE OUR BUTTS WITH ONE SHEET OF TOILET PAPER
e. THE NATIONAL DEBT IS SO LARGE AND WOULD MAKE THE DOLLAR SO MUCH LESS VALUABLE THAT IT WOULD TAKE 12.8 OF THE LESS VALUABLE DOLLARS TO WIPE OUR BUTTS WITH ONE SHEET OF TOILET PAPER
c. EVENTUALLY, IT WILL BE CHEAPER TO WIPE OUR BUTTS
WITH DOLLAR BILLS THAN TOILET PAPER.
d. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT OBAMA AND THE PRESENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INTENDS.

e. The national debt has now been quoted as 16 trillion dollars, not 14.6 trillion. The real national debt is hidden and may be much bigger. Eventually, it will be cheaper to wipe our butts with dollar bills than TP.